You can beat a grizzly bear at a game of horseshoes,
but that don't mean it'll grant you three wishes for pullin' a thorn out of its paw.
posted by * | 2:26 PM
Old Texas Proverbs
Westexas wisdom for all occaisions. Especially sellin' used cars.
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Saddle up.
You can send your Old Texas Proverbs to texasproverbs@gmail.com in hopes of gettin'em published, but that don't mean Mack Brown's gonna hand over his bolo to yer grandmother fer a stack'a wooden nickels.
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