You can recite poetry to a woodpecker to lull'im to sleep,
but don't think that'll guarantee you a seat on British Parliament.
posted by * | 12:20 PM
Old Texas Proverbs
Westexas wisdom for all occaisions. Especially sellin' used cars.
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Saddle up.
You can send your Old Texas Proverbs to texasproverbs@gmail.com in hopes of gettin'em published, but that don't mean Mack Brown's gonna hand over his bolo to yer grandmother fer a stack'a wooden nickels.
- You can skin a jackrabbit with a buzzard's beak if...
- You can ladle motor oil down a prairie dog's throa...
- You can horse whip a billy goat with a lizard's ta...
- You can fool a turkey into sellin' you its gizzard,
- You can shave your face with a tater peeler,
- You can squeeze Jello between yer toes all you want,
- You can tangle with a rattlesnake 'til yer blue in...
- You can beat a grizzly bear at a game of horseshoes,
- You can feed a bobcat all the chili you want,
- You can square dance on a hot griddle 'till the co...
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