Don't never trust a politician when his bowtie's a spinnin'
unless you like eatin' yer momma's shake-n-bake porkchops off a rusty old washboard.
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Old Texas Proverbs
Westexas wisdom for all occaisions. Especially sellin' used cars.
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Saddle up.
You can send your Old Texas Proverbs to texasproverbs@gmail.com in hopes of gettin'em published, but that don't mean Mack Brown's gonna hand over his bolo to yer grandmother fer a stack'a wooden nickels.
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