Makin' jelly outta household cleanin' products ain't a bad idea,
but don't think that jelly'll save yer hide when a dirty Frenchman steals yer Roger Staubach figurines.
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Old Texas Proverbs
Westexas wisdom for all occaisions. Especially sellin' used cars.
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Saddle up.
You can send your Old Texas Proverbs to texasproverbs@gmail.com in hopes of gettin'em published, but that don't mean Mack Brown's gonna hand over his bolo to yer grandmother fer a stack'a wooden nickels.
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