Drinkin' too much at yer own wedding is about as wise as sleepin' next to a six-toed drifter,
'specially if that extra toe ain't on his foot, know whata mean?
posted by * | 11:17 AM
Old Texas Proverbs
Westexas wisdom for all occaisions. Especially sellin' used cars.
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Saddle up.
You can send your Old Texas Proverbs to texasproverbs@gmail.com in hopes of gettin'em published, but that don't mean Mack Brown's gonna hand over his bolo to yer grandmother fer a stack'a wooden nickels.
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