You can punch a large mouth bass in the gizzard 'til the crick runs dry,

but that don't mean yer daughter's hand-outlined turkey drawing's gonna win first prize at the Western Art Show and Rodeo.

You might can crack a few walnuts with a kickstand off yer old Huffy,

but don't expect that Barry Manilow's gonna mail'ya back the socks ya let'im borrow.